Coaching

Having evil life coach is must-have for anyone without any scruples. 
I do custom consulting for those who wish to succeed in life and business, and have no morals.

Learn:

• Legal loopholes (like circumventing pesky advertising restriction laws)
• How to bully advocacy groups 
• How to make someone love you

Join my impressive existing client list which includes big tobacco, big sugar, and that political party you don't like.

"I was having trouble finding love, but then I learned the first step is to create a database of local girls based on their immune system type and only date those whose immune profile is most different to mine, so now I don't have to wear deodorant. Thanks Mirror David!" - A fan