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Hi, my name's Evil David. I love long walks in the mountains and short walks on the beach. I like medium length walks in fields of grain but medium short to medium-long walks among tuberous crops like potatoes or beets and sometimes carrots. I prefer sprints in bear-infested forests and jaunty jogs around haunted graveyards. Religion: I worship the US dollar. I do not believe in karma. Three adjectives that best describe me: Dastardly, incorrigible, kraven You: Either evil, or at very least corruptible. The type who enjoys poisoning pigeons in the park. |