Date Me

Me:
Hi, my name's Evil David.

I love long walks in the mountains and short walks on the beach.
I like medium length walks in fields of grain but medium short to medium-long walks among tuberous crops like potatoes or beets and sometimes carrots.
I prefer sprints in bear-infested forests and jaunty jogs around haunted graveyards.

Religion: 
I worship the US dollar.
I do not believe in karma.

Three adjectives that best describe me: 
​Dastardly, incorrigible, kraven

You:
Either evil, or at very least corruptible. 
The type who enjoys poisoning pigeons in the park.